Writings

Some surfing, tanning, biking, and dying. Sat, May 14th 2005 8:31 pm

Whilst enjoying my spring, I was reaching over the counter to grab my camera when I glanced at the local newspaper’s headline “something something Arian Flu Pandemic”. The article basically read like this: The flu will (will) kill thousands of […]

Hey *cencored*! (TeeHee!) Thu, Apr 28th 2005 10:34 pm

Being the loner that I must appear to be to the local school-going youth, I’m a frequent target for their barrage of un-witty comments. Just this evening I was riding my bike to the school when I noticed a group of these dumbasses “chillin’” in the […]

Death to "lol" Sat, Apr 23rd 2005 6:43 pm

I realise that many of my significant writings on this site are just angry rants, but frankly the only things I care deeply enough to write about are things that anger me. That probably goes for most people actually.

Today, my hatred is focused on […]

God I'm indecisive Sat, Apr 16th 2005 6:48 pm

So I’ve written about the hours I’ve spent rebuilding Offtone, right? Well apparently I’m unsatisfied with the new version already. Now I’ve decided that this site has some things on it that basically copy the current trends of blogs; mostly the […]

I gots blisters on me fingers! Wed, Apr 6th 2005 10:44 am

Ah, spring is here. I’ve ridden my bike until my palms blistered and bled and my arms are sunburnt.

I cannot stand being sunburnt. My arms I almost don’t mind because they don’t hurt and I can easily keep clothing from rubbing on them and […]

Got Milk? Mon, Apr 4th 2005 8:33 am

I can’t decide if the latest milk commercials are supposed to be humorously condescending or just condescending. It’s basically a bunch of supposed milk farmers on skateboards and the dude singing the obnoxious song actually says “we know what you […]

Breaking News! Sun, Apr 3rd 2005 9:29 am

Fox is currently broadcasting a sit-down session with some doctor who has some devastating news to release to the unsuspecting public: smoking is bad.

If there are people out there who were still ignorant of this fact, do the world a favour and […]

The Retraction Fri, Apr 1st 2005 5:17 pm

Ok, not entirely, but the Bikeroom folks sent me some loner wheels along with (almost) everything else I ordered so I can at least get riding this week while they fish the country for my original package.

Nice of them to do, but I’m still stuck […]

Bikeroom.com: How do I hate thee? Tue, Mar 29th 2005 5:20 pm

Let me count the ways. Firstly, you fed up my order by giving me a wrong item, simply omitting another, and then you sent it to the wrong fing city.

You sent it back to yourself and assured me I’d have it by “Wednesday”. Wednesday’s gone. Here […]

Downtime: Explained Mon, Mar 28th 2005 6:49 pm

Apparently someone made a significant error upon configuring my server and I lost about 18 hours of uptime. I don’t even care that people couldn’t reach the site for that long, what I’m pissed about is that today was my last day off and I was hoping […]